Just posting something I read somewhere.. Here it goes.
Keburukan youtube:
10) Forget Hi-Def, Try 'Focus'Poor quality videos at 320x240 resolution. YouTube keeps telling us that improvements are on the way, but they can't come soon enough.
9) The Sincerest Form of FlatteryThe proliferation of YouTube imitators can make your head spin and waste yet more time cross-checking different sites' video inventory.
8) From Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz to Kristy McNicholYouTube’s resurrected too many sitcoms and TV ads that should have been left for dead
7) Ladies and Gentleman: Chris CrockerYouTube’s given a gigantic stage and needless encouragement to whiners, hacks, and other talentless exhibitionists.
6) Copyright or Copywrong?YouTube is on its way to re-defining the laws of copyright, not to mention re-calculating the royalties equation for artists around the world.
5) Palme D’Or Stuff, DudeAnyone with a phone-, Web- or digital-cam is suddenly an auteur.
4) Help Us, PETAPiano-playing cats, singing dogs, cockatiels busting a move...
3) Spray Paint ThisYouTube encourages petty criminals to document their malfeasance, under the guise of “art.”
2) Don't Be Hatin'The site hosts clips that incite hatred, and by some critics' measure, aid and abet racism, anti-semitism, misogyny, and homphobia.
1) I Want YOU... to Be a TerroristTerrorists groups now use online video to recruit and boast about their nefarious ways.
Monday, 16 June 2008
Freedom!
Yes, finally done 3 out of 4 final papers!
Tomorrow I still have another one, but I'm not worried because I got 41/50 for internal marks. So I just need another 9 marks to pass the finals.
After tommorrow I can have my long awaited holiday. So, foochuk studies for now and give me my holidays fast!
Tomorrow I still have another one, but I'm not worried because I got 41/50 for internal marks. So I just need another 9 marks to pass the finals.
After tommorrow I can have my long awaited holiday. So, foochuk studies for now and give me my holidays fast!
Friday, 13 June 2008
Top 10
Hmmm, after trying a few times I don't think it's that hard to get to top 10. You just have to put something interesting up and of course something people would love to read.
The following are the topics that earned me the top 10:
READ only if you DONT have 20 unique visitors a day
READ only if you DONT have 20 unique visitors a day(Part 2)
WTF is wrong with Badawi? 50% Fuel Hike?!? This is MADNESS! THIS IS MALAYSIAAAA!!!
When I logged in the second day to view the number of readers, it was not really a surprise because it had 50+ nangs now at 58 nangs. I knew that blogging about traffic would increase your own traffic. So guys, do blog about ways to improve traffic.
Then I decided to give it another shot because so many people loved it. And yeap, I made it again to top 10. Not as great but I made it again.
The third one was interesting as it got me 15 nangs just enough for 10th place. It's not the most famous but it sure did have people commenting on it.
It's nothing much to brag about. Just to share with you guys on how to get there, all you have to keep in mind is to blog something people would LOVE to read.
Should this post make it there as well? I doubt so, but we'll see. =D
The following are the topics that earned me the top 10:
READ only if you DONT have 20 unique visitors a day
READ only if you DONT have 20 unique visitors a day(Part 2)
WTF is wrong with Badawi? 50% Fuel Hike?!? This is MADNESS! THIS IS MALAYSIAAAA!!!
When I logged in the second day to view the number of readers, it was not really a surprise because it had 50+ nangs now at 58 nangs. I knew that blogging about traffic would increase your own traffic. So guys, do blog about ways to improve traffic.
Then I decided to give it another shot because so many people loved it. And yeap, I made it again to top 10. Not as great but I made it again.
The third one was interesting as it got me 15 nangs just enough for 10th place. It's not the most famous but it sure did have people commenting on it.
It's nothing much to brag about. Just to share with you guys on how to get there, all you have to keep in mind is to blog something people would LOVE to read.
Should this post make it there as well? I doubt so, but we'll see. =D
Thursday, 5 June 2008
Getting there..
Gettin there ain't that hard but this technique I'm teaching you is a very CHEAP way, so stop reading and LEAVE IMMEDIATELY if you think you're not Cheap. When I mean this method is a cheap method I really mean it... so do me the honours of saving your own face and leave RIGHT now for your own sake!
Okay, enuff of the bullshit.. Now to business.
In order to get 24 nangs in 24 hours you just need to post a very interesting topic in innit every one hour. So every topic you post up will get one nang. So... in total you got 24 nangs. Well, if nobody nangs you then nang yourself. Feel cheated? Don't be. CAUSE I told you it was cheap. Who asked you to read till here when I already asked you to leave just now? Haha.. Ok, that was lame. I don give a sheet about that either. At least it increases your traffic for that day. No?
Okay, enuff of the bullshit.. Now to business.
In order to get 24 nangs in 24 hours you just need to post a very interesting topic in innit every one hour. So every topic you post up will get one nang. So... in total you got 24 nangs. Well, if nobody nangs you then nang yourself. Feel cheated? Don't be. CAUSE I told you it was cheap. Who asked you to read till here when I already asked you to leave just now? Haha.. Ok, that was lame. I don give a sheet about that either. At least it increases your traffic for that day. No?
Wednesday, 4 June 2008
Pain in the ass!!!
What on the whole wide world is wrong with Badawi?
Tidak cukup ka dia tidur di mesyuarat setiap kali? Buat malu rakyat Malaysia! Ini nak tambah harga minyak lagi!
Translated: Badawi should step down now!
I think he wants to take revenge on us Malaysians for not voting BN in the March 8th elections. Sabah should have not given him the throne.
We as Malaysians should have listened to Anwar and Mahathir. Although this two political figures has problems with each other at least they got one thing damn right.
The fuel hike is definitely going to affect us all MALAYSIANS! Last 2 months, increase price of rice to RM 30/10 kg. I as the end consumer suffer like hell! Now comes this?!?!
Man I have nothing else to say but that this country is a sad case. At least give us some warning before the fuel hike... this is like just anounced two hours ago and it causes PANIC, everywhere is all f***ed up. All traffic jam..
Tidak cukup ka dia tidur di mesyuarat setiap kali? Buat malu rakyat Malaysia! Ini nak tambah harga minyak lagi!
Translated: Badawi should step down now!
I think he wants to take revenge on us Malaysians for not voting BN in the March 8th elections. Sabah should have not given him the throne.
We as Malaysians should have listened to Anwar and Mahathir. Although this two political figures has problems with each other at least they got one thing damn right.
The fuel hike is definitely going to affect us all MALAYSIANS! Last 2 months, increase price of rice to RM 30/10 kg. I as the end consumer suffer like hell! Now comes this?!?!
Man I have nothing else to say but that this country is a sad case. At least give us some warning before the fuel hike... this is like just anounced two hours ago and it causes PANIC, everywhere is all f***ed up. All traffic jam..
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
Readers loyalty
I've been reading a few other blogs, which sometimes pisses me off simply because it's not what it actually states just like what Miss Q says. To tell some of you folks how irritated I am has no point, instead i want to use reverse physco in order to tell you something more worth than my ramblings..
Rule 1. Do not Cheat! BECAUSE once you fool someone, that someone will not come back to your blog even though you post whatever nonsense in innit. Your nick already people know, so dont need to see the same fag again la of cos.
Rule 2. Match your title.. the same as the one in innit. This saves people the anger from viewing your blog and not coming back ever again!
Keep this two simple rules and I'm sure you would build a reputation for yourself!
In fact, if you are being honest about your posts you will surprisingly find that your readers also become more loyal towards your blog.
Enuff said.
Rule 1. Do not Cheat! BECAUSE once you fool someone, that someone will not come back to your blog even though you post whatever nonsense in innit. Your nick already people know, so dont need to see the same fag again la of cos.
Rule 2. Match your title.. the same as the one in innit. This saves people the anger from viewing your blog and not coming back ever again!
Keep this two simple rules and I'm sure you would build a reputation for yourself!
In fact, if you are being honest about your posts you will surprisingly find that your readers also become more loyal towards your blog.
Enuff said.
Eat according to your blood type.
GOOD NEWS GIRLS! This I'm sure you would like to READ about.
Actually not many people know about this, uhh, well maybe doctors do.. but not everyone tho. So I thought of sharing with you guys and I'm sure the girls would definitely love it because it does not involve any complex medication or complex exercise? Umm.. okay exercise is another story..
So the issue here, skinny to the bones or to be fit and curvy? That's up to you girls to decide, but to me I believe girls who are confident are always sexier. Anyhoo, just to help you girls a lil bit in your weight loss program you're doing now or whatever else you're doing... Here's a link that you might find interesting.
Link: http://www.drlam.com/blood_type_diet/index.cfm
It does not only helps you loose weight, but helps in maintaining health as well. Works for me, you should try too..
Enjoy reading.. Hope this helps in the long run.
P/s: It works for guys too.
Actually not many people know about this, uhh, well maybe doctors do.. but not everyone tho. So I thought of sharing with you guys and I'm sure the girls would definitely love it because it does not involve any complex medication or complex exercise? Umm.. okay exercise is another story..
So the issue here, skinny to the bones or to be fit and curvy? That's up to you girls to decide, but to me I believe girls who are confident are always sexier. Anyhoo, just to help you girls a lil bit in your weight loss program you're doing now or whatever else you're doing... Here's a link that you might find interesting.
Link: http://www.drlam.com/blood_type_diet/index.cfm
It does not only helps you loose weight, but helps in maintaining health as well. Works for me, you should try too..
Enjoy reading.. Hope this helps in the long run.
P/s: It works for guys too.
Sunday, 1 June 2008
What I've discovered..
This is continued from .. How to get your readership up?!?
Well, I've noticed a huge amount of people that wants their readership to go up. So I thought what the heck, maybe I'll do another post just to help the underdogs, since I was once an underdog.. No harm to help.
Well, to simply put it .. I have been observing the topics posted up in innit. The following is my conclusion:
1. People post alot about the news. I don't know whether that will work really much? But I've done it several times in another blog I'm managing, it only worked once. It depends on what the news is about and how you talk about it really.
2. Although this might be common to many of us, some simply just wont work. The topic relates to sex.. You have to be carefull how you put up a post in innit because majority of people accessing that site comes from Malaysia and Singapore. Remember that we are all asians. Malaysians particularly ain't so open, well I might be wrong for the younger generation. I don't know about Singaporeans, but I think they should be more open.
3. Like I said, I am also currently managing another blog about Miri. I have posted up a few events that immediately got the attention from the International community. Well, wherever you are from there's bound to be a little something International going on in your place. So, try to post that up. It might help.
This is all for now.
Signing out~
Well, I've noticed a huge amount of people that wants their readership to go up. So I thought what the heck, maybe I'll do another post just to help the underdogs, since I was once an underdog.. No harm to help.
Well, to simply put it .. I have been observing the topics posted up in innit. The following is my conclusion:
1. People post alot about the news. I don't know whether that will work really much? But I've done it several times in another blog I'm managing, it only worked once. It depends on what the news is about and how you talk about it really.
2. Although this might be common to many of us, some simply just wont work. The topic relates to sex.. You have to be carefull how you put up a post in innit because majority of people accessing that site comes from Malaysia and Singapore. Remember that we are all asians. Malaysians particularly ain't so open, well I might be wrong for the younger generation. I don't know about Singaporeans, but I think they should be more open.
3. Like I said, I am also currently managing another blog about Miri. I have posted up a few events that immediately got the attention from the International community. Well, wherever you are from there's bound to be a little something International going on in your place. So, try to post that up. It might help.
This is all for now.
Signing out~
Earthquakes..
Have you ever imagined that when you're making love and all to your girl, well wife actually..
.... and THEN suddenly an earthquake happens? Just imagine la.. I din call u to really do if you're not yet married la brother~ just in case you're underage.
Have you ever thought of what is going to happen in between? I mean it's kinda stupid for me to write about this as I'm living in Malaysia, a part of the world where earthquakes dont happen!
So, just think about it..
I mean if like you were living in Japan.. Oh, so kasihan the people there. They would like have to 'pull out' all of a sudden. What the heck is that man? Haha..
Just writing for fun.. Cheers!
.... and THEN suddenly an earthquake happens? Just imagine la.. I din call u to really do if you're not yet married la brother~ just in case you're underage.
Have you ever thought of what is going to happen in between? I mean it's kinda stupid for me to write about this as I'm living in Malaysia, a part of the world where earthquakes dont happen!
So, just think about it..
I mean if like you were living in Japan.. Oh, so kasihan the people there. They would like have to 'pull out' all of a sudden. What the heck is that man? Haha..
Just writing for fun.. Cheers!
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